The Eyefuck Edition of “God, Tom is GORGEOUS”

tarrysmith:

a-beautifully-hiddled-disaster:

celtickaye:

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(the first time I saw ^this^ I knew my life had changed forever)

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for celtickaye    (Thanks to Loki_Page for letting me post her edits)

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Bonus:

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  • This post was the worst idea I have ever had. Even worse than the Dom!Tom post.
  • A very special thanks to Loki_Page for letting me use her edits!

So, really… I would consider it quite the honor to be eye-fucked by him, but even more so to be fucked senseless by him.

This man fucking owns me. I’m his… yup.

I’m systematically turning my boyfriend into a co-Hiddlestoner, which is a good thing seeing as I’m now impregnated with an entire litter of Tom’s eye babies that he will have to help me raise.

Tom Hiddleston: The only man alive to ever master the art of being a bad boy and a perfect gentleman simultaneously.
(Photo snatched from the Hiddles Love Facebook group [unsure of original source] by way of the incomparable mayevil! <3)

Tom Hiddleston: The only man alive to ever master the art of being a bad boy and a perfect gentleman simultaneously.

(Photo snatched from the Hiddles Love Facebook group [unsure of original source] by way of the incomparable mayevil! <3)

raineblade reblogged your photo and added:
Thank you!!!!!! I feel the same way about you dear. I can’t imagine how I’d get through without you. I love you so much!!! Now I have to go sob into a pillow. :P ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

Only happy tears because of Ben’s onion booty, dat ass that brings a tear to your eye. *HUGE hugs*

I decided to jump the gun a little, but in about 2 hours Central time zone it will officially be the 28th birthday of literally the most important person in my life, my bestie, raineblade. If you&#8217;ve ever laughed at one of my stupid jokes (or secretly hated my guts over something trivial I&#8217;ve said) Raine is the reason for it all. Her love and support have pulled me back from the brink of self-destruction more times than I could possibly count.
I raise a toast tonight to the fact that God was benevolent enough to bless me, to bless the world, with Raine existing one more year on this earth. She is my sister, my best friend, my hero and, most importantly, no one else on this planet, besides her, even remotely comes close to wanting to eat Benedict Cumberbatch&#8217;s ass as hard as I do.
To you, ladykins, I offer this two cheek salute:

As well as all my love, my undying gratitude and my sincere prayer that I am blessed with many, many more years with you in my life.
I love you, my (mostly) platonic lifemate&#8230;your boobs are epic, okay? So, not entirely homo. A little homo. Diet Homo.

I decided to jump the gun a little, but in about 2 hours Central time zone it will officially be the 28th birthday of literally the most important person in my life, my bestie, raineblade. If you’ve ever laughed at one of my stupid jokes (or secretly hated my guts over something trivial I’ve said) Raine is the reason for it all. Her love and support have pulled me back from the brink of self-destruction more times than I could possibly count.

I raise a toast tonight to the fact that God was benevolent enough to bless me, to bless the world, with Raine existing one more year on this earth. She is my sister, my best friend, my hero and, most importantly, no one else on this planet, besides her, even remotely comes close to wanting to eat Benedict Cumberbatch’s ass as hard as I do.

To you, ladykins, I offer this two cheek salute:

As well as all my love, my undying gratitude and my sincere prayer that I am blessed with many, many more years with you in my life.

I love you, my (mostly) platonic lifemate…your boobs are epic, okay? So, not entirely homo. A little homo. Diet Homo.

deathsmells:

sometimes ur so cute and i wanna squeeze ur cheeks and kiss ur nose other times ur really hot and i wanna touch u inappropriately and make u moan 

(via felosial)

I was taking a nap today and woke up laughing myself to tears, just laughing and snorting, no idea why. Once my brainmeats woke up enough for me to remember what I was dreaming about, I started laughing eleventy times harder.

The mysterious dream that nearly sent me the way of Chrysippus?

I dreamt that I was out with some rich people, deep sea fishing off their boat and they had caught these…strange octopi in their nets…Octopi with the requisite 8 tentacles, but for some reason they all had Dave Grohl’s head and they kept growling at me and trying to bite me.

You’re not picturing it properly yet…

This fucking face:

On 8 tentacles, not being all chill like, “I’m a Dave Grohl-topus, whassup?”, nooooo, growling and trying to fucking bite me.

Note to self: Take less pain meds before attempting sleep of any kind.

cunt-onthecob replied to your post “Warning: Long rant, ahoy! (Apologies in advance. :-/)”

This really hits me. It’s difficult to see how deep you’re in sometimes. I’ve been so oblivious at times and it’s rough. It’s great to have someone to pull you out. Sad when people don’t realize they need help. :/

It is, and it’s really sad when they cut someone out of their life who genuinely cares about them just so they can uphold the illusion that their mental health issues aren’t a problem for them. They loved to amateur psychoanalyze me, but the second I tried to bring their rapidly uncontrollable paranoia to their attention, I got kicked to the curb. Oh well, what can ya do, huh? Life goes on.

Thanks for your reply, though, it made me feel better, like I’d done the right thing after all trying to bring the issue to their attention, despite the outcome. If you ever need someone to talk to, my Ask box is always open, I’m misshorrorshow@live.com on AIM and my FB is HERE.

Warning: Long rant, ahoy! (Apologies in advance. :-/)

Sometimes being friends with people who deal with mental illnesses, like I do, can be comforting and rewarding. It’s nice having someone who can genuinely understand what I go through on a daily basis. The problem is that, more often than not, these friendships tend to end on a very bad note and nine times out of ten it’s because I have the audacity to point out that the individual’s mental health issues are getting out of hand and that they should seek help. I try to just bite my tongue, but anyone who knows me at all knows that I can only do that for so long before I just want to explode.

When your paranoia gets to the point where I’m THIS CLOSE to making you a tin foil hat and mailing it to you, you need to get some help. To anyone reading this, rest assured I’m not referring to you, because this person unfriended me on Facebook, and likely unfollowed me on here, so unless they are following me under a name I’m not aware of, or they’re creeping my blog to see if I’m talking about them, they can’t see this anyway. And, when I point out that someone’s mental health issues are getting away from them, I’m not doing anything that I don’t expect in return.

I am fully aware of my own mental health issues, and have had many friends who genuinely care about me, even my own boyfriend, point out when I need to get a handle on things, like when I’m extremely manic, or deeply depressed, or when I become unreasonably upset about things that normally wouldn’t bother me so much. The difference is, I’m a grown ass woman and can appreciate and respect when these sorts of things are brought to my attention. Even if I disagree with someone’s assessment, if it is coming from a loved one, I know they’re only saying something out of genuine concern for my well-being, and I don’t unfriend/unfollow them like a child. I just say we’ll have to agree to disagree because that’s what a grown-up, true friend does.

Sorry to rant, I’m just fed up with losing friends I’ve grown close to because they’re not mature or humble enough to admit they just might have a problem they need to work on. No one likes to hear they’re imperfect, but there’s not wanting to hear it and then there’s being outright delusional that you could possibly have anything about yourself you need to work on. Oh well, it’s times like these when I get to see my so-called “friends’” true colors, and see who my real friends are. I try not to make a habit of picking the splinters from my friends’ eyes when I’ve got beams in mine, but there comes a time where I realize that if I don’t at least try to pick out the splinter, someone I care about will end up metaphorically blind, if that makes any sense.

Anyway, to those friends and followers who still care about me and who are still hanging in there with me, I love you all and thanks for letting me vent. I really needed it, and please know I’m here for all of you, feel free to vent to me if ever you need to, and if you feel like my mental health issues are getting out of hand, as long as you come at me from a place of love and not from a place of judgment or superiority, you never have to be afraid to tell me.
/end rant

raineblade replied to your post “If life has taught me anything, it’s that the more I care for someone,…”

<3 *HUGE hugs*

Thank you, sweets, I needed that. *hugs back*

If life has taught me anything, it’s that the more I care for someone, and the more I try to do for them, the less and less they love me and the more they grow to resent me…then, they have the audacity to ask me why I’m such a cold person. I’d sometimes rather build a wall of ice around my heart than to leave it warm and open and vulnerable, because every time I do, that vulnerability is exploited and I’m left in emotional anguish, wanting to die.

No good deed(s) ever go(es) unpunished, this is the reality of my existence.

Asked by Anonymous Anonymous

does that rain person count as a celeb since you talk about her all the time?

raineblade:

rainvalerik:

raineblade:

misshorrorshow-of-midgard:

I suppose you mean my bestie, raineblade. ROFL Let’s see, where would she fall on my scale? Hmm…

She’s a married lady with a kiddo, and I have a BF, so I gotta be good and say I’d rate her a 6.

6.  An open-mouthed kiss (with tongue)

If we weren’t both otherwise attached, though, it’d be on like Donkey Kong, and I’ve told her this, too. ROFL

Thanks for your submission, Nonny, and man, I wish my mentioning her all the time would make her a celeb, because she is incrediballs. LOL

If any other followers want to play along, the post with the Sex Act Spectrum” scale and the rules is HERE, my Ask box is located HERE and my Ask.fm is HERE!

LOL Make me blush why don’t you! You are the incredible one Madame misshorrorshow-of-midgard. <3 Love you to pieces!

Aw, I started reading and my heart stopped a second LOL raineblade IS a celebrity to some of us ;)

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I just heard this in my head. ROFL!!!

Asked by Anonymous Anonymous

does that rain person count as a celeb since you talk about her all the time?

I suppose you mean my bestie, raineblade. ROFL Let’s see, where would she fall on my scale? Hmm…

She’s a married lady with a kiddo, and I have a BF, so I gotta be good and say I’d rate her a 6.

6.  An open-mouthed kiss (with tongue)

If we weren’t both otherwise attached, though, it’d be on like Donkey Kong, and I’ve told her this, too. ROFL

Thanks for your submission, Nonny, and man, I wish my mentioning her all the time would make her a celeb, because she is incrediballs. LOL

If any other followers want to play along, the post with the Sex Act Spectrum” scale and the rules is HERE, my Ask box is located HERE and my Ask.fm is HERE!

"Sex Act Spectrum" TMI Game O’Fun! - Answer

I love me some Evans, but I’d have to rate him a solid 16 on my scale:

16.  Penetrative sex (using a strap-on with them as the receiver: Vaginally, if they have a vagina, anally if they do not)

I’d have said 17, but I have a reasonable suspicion he’s prolly not into getting fisted. LOL

Thanks, Nonny, for the submission!

If any other followers want to play along, the post with the scale and the rules is HERE, my Ask box is located HERE and my Ask.fm is HERE!

"Sex Act Spectrum" TMI Game O’Fun!

When it comes to celebs or fictional characters, for fun I like to gauge them according to my “Sex Act Spectrum”, that is, a list the sex acts I’d be willing to perform with/on them scale from 1 to 20 with a 1 being an act I’d do with most of them and 20 being something reserved for only the celebs and fictional characters I am madly attracted to. The scale (which applies to celebs and fictional characters who are cisgender, transgender or non-binary since I’m pansexual) is as follows:

  1. A friendly hug
  2. A kiss on the cheek
  3. A closed-mouth kiss
  4. An open-mouthed kiss
  5. An open-mouthed kiss (with tongue)
  6. Fondling from the waist up (clothing on)
  7. Full-body fondling (clothing on)
  8. Fondling from the waist up (clothing off)
  9. Full-body fondling (clothing off)
  10. Hand job (if they have a penis, fingering if they have a vagina)
  11. Anal fingering
  12. Oral sex (with spitting if performed on a penis)
  13. Oral sex (with swallowing if performed on a penis)
  14. Oral sex: Cunnilingus (performed on me, which I only allow someone I am really attracted to and comfortable with to do)
  15. Penetrative sex (with myself as the receiver, vaginally, because I have a vagina, obviously)
  16. Penetrative sex (using a strap-on with them as the receiver: Vaginally, if they have a vagina, anally if they do not)
  17. Penetrative sex (with myself as the receiver, anally)
  18. Fisting (performed on them, vaginally or anally. I’d NEVER allow it to be done to me because OUCH! ><)
  19. Analingus (performed on me, as I am even more nervous about allowing that than I am with allowing cunnilingus)
  20. Analingus (performed on them)

So, here’s the game:

You, my darling follower, send me an Ask with the name of a celeb or fictional character in any creative field (Film, TV, books, art, YouTube, sports, the internet in general, etc. They can be a major or minor celeb/fictional character. If I don’t know who they are, that’s what Google and Google Images are for) and I reply with the number of where they fit on my scale. Also, for clarification, I’d be willing to do everything up to the number I assign to them. For example, if I rate them a 5 on my scale, I’m willing to do everything to/with them from 1 to 5, but nothing more than that. Got that? Oh, and so you are aware, I will be posting these replies publicly to my blog, but I have anon turned on, so feel free to submit anonymously. Basically, I am bored, I thought this game up last night and I wanted to try it out.

Lastly, feel free to tweak the scale (and rules) and post it to your blog to see who your followers send you!

Ready, set, GO!!!

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY